“Become a comedian/anne in less than a lifetime…yours!”
That is a very reasonable goal and probably achievable. Why set your bar too high? Whatever!!! Let’s get it done now while we still can. It’s hard to be funny while leaning on a walker or having your depends under garments sticking out from your waistline. Hmm… actually that is pretty funny, but I don’t think we should wait that long before we try it.
To become a comedian/anne is not something that you simply learn… it has to be in you. However, it will take a butt load of practice. Even if it has not manifested inside of you as of yet, it may still be in there. In some situations , the obvious may just be the obvious. Don’t take this the wrong way, but if you are not funny now then you may not be funny later. Moreover, being funny looking will get you just so far. I’ll just leave that one right there.
“The Heckler”
I am not the one to judge your abilities on being funny, unless I am the one in the front row. You might think, and maybe even know, that you are funny, but there are those that constantly stand around you, in your audience or at your party, that keep saying “dude” or “dudette” (to be politically correct), you only think that you are funny! That is not necessarily true. However, it is not necessarily false either.
Let’s say that the word “or” turns into the word “and” in the sentence, “in your audience AND at your party.” Then you may have to consider the option of it being true. However, shutting them down may be the funniest thing you have even done. I would practice shutting down the heckler for sure. OK, we will have to do a chapter on that subject as well. Let me write that down.
Keep in mind what that person is doing, is his or her own interpretation of what they think is funny. The heckling coming out of their face is again, their interpretation of trying to be funny when in fact; they might be the ones that suck. I’m going out on a limb here, but I bet you didn’t think they were too funny at all.
“You have an option!”
The other reason is that you just might not be funny. Don’t worry; they sell paintbrushes and hammers at Wal-Mart to start your new business venture and I can show you how to do that as well. See, that was my attempt at trying to be funny. Did you notice how it was not funny at all? At least not to you, if you are the one above. I had many imaginary friends behind me on that one so I do apologize.
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